So, It's Not a Werewolf Movie? Wolf Man (2025) Movie Review

I hated this film so much. 

I hated every single second I was in that theater. 

I hated the film being so bad. There is no reason for this thing being so bad. 

I hated the filmmakers for making it. No one looked at this script and said "No?"

I hated Blumhouse for making the film. I hate Blumhouse regardless as I see them as one of the worst things to happen to horror in the last fifteen years. Sure, they produce a couple of good films a year but look at how many they shit out every year. I saw four trailers before WOLF MAN and three of them were Blumhouse releases. One looked ok while the others looked like they were going to end up on many "Worst Films of 2025" lists. I hate Blumhouse more than I hated WOLF MAN but that isn't saying much.

I hated every single actor in this film. Not one actor is right for their role. They all seem off. There are times when the actors stop saying their lines and then just sit there like they are waiting for the director to say "Cut"

I hated the effects guys for making some pretty cool effects. The "wolf vision" thing is pretty cool even if it ruins what could have been a cool jump scare.

I hated the makeup people for doing a great job with their creature effects. The monster looks really stupid but they did their best trying to hide it. 

I hated the composer who made a very weird score. The score that pops up at the end as 1 or more characters walk out of a forest is WAY too big for a film like this. It felt really out of place. 

I hated the fact that this film is as bad as it is. THE INVISIBLE MAN was so awesome but WOLF MAN is not. 

I hated the fact that I hated it. I really wanted to like this film but I grew more bored every second. 

I hated the time I spent watching it. I could have been doing ANYTHING else. I think I would have had a better time watching the traffic outside the movie theater. 

I hated the theater for showing it. The fact that actual good films skip theaters altogether but this dog turd gets a nationwide release. I would have loved to have seen WOLFS on the big screen, not WOLF MAN. 

I hated the old lady in the audience. She was quiet for most of the film except for a scene where something that was very obvious from the start of the film where she said loudly "I knew it was that thing." Her husband replied "Everyone knew that, dear." That was the best thing that happened during the film.

I hated the money I spent on pop. I could have used that to get something to eat instead of watching this thing. 

I hated the parking lot I parked in at the theater. There are so many potholes all over the parking lot.

I hated the car I drove to and from the theater. I actually love that car but that doesn't fit into my narrative. 

I hated the watch that told me what time the film was showing. I looked at my watch a bunch of times because I couldn't wait to leave the theater. I actually got up while the score swelled up. Couldn't take it anymore.

Most of all, I hated myself for watching this piece of shit. Nothing in this film works and it made me very sad. I wanted it to be good.